A man who led police on an extremely slow car chase north of Sydney was found to have his penis stuck in a pasta sauce jar, a court has heard.
Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, then refused to step out his car once he had been pulled over on Centenary Drive, Newcastle, despite the efforts of four policemen using capsicum spray and batons, the Newcastle Herald reports.
One officer even told the court Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling" before he was finally taken into custody.
A search of his car found pornography, women's stockings, a home-made sex aid and a Jack Russell terrier.
The bizarre chase began when officers noticed Weatherley parked in a no-stopping zone "doing something with his hands" and suspected he might have a weapon.
They drew their pistols but Weatherley drove away at approximately 20km/h when he noticed them.
The chase lasted nearly 10 minutes, despite police flashing their patrol car's lights during the pursuit.
Weatherley pleaded guilty in Newcastle Local Court charges of offensive behavior, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.
When asked by magistrate Elaine Truscott why he behaved the way he did, Weatherley said he was trying to make himself "decent".
He was fined $600 for offensive behaviour and convicted of the other two offences without further action being taken.